1) In which city do you work? CITY? You're joking, right? I'm in the middle of the fucking woods.
2) What got you into comics? Reading comics. Duh.
3) Where do babies come from? Vaginas. Unless they are hacked from the womb.
4) Where do you see yourself in five years? Not answering these questions.
5) What do you feel you have yet to do? Answer five more of these moronic queries.
6) Does this make me look fat? Getting thinner all the time...
7) Which of your projects are you the most proud of? My son. Wait, is he a project?
8) Who are your influences, inside or outside of comics? My parents, my childhood friend Mitch Casey, my art teacher Bill Cathey, Ray Harryhausen, Joe Kubert, Sam Glanzman, Mario Bava, Sergio Leone, Greg Irons, Nicolas Roeg, Alan Moore.
9) Does this look infected to you? Yes. Cut it off, quickly.
10) What advice would you give a person trying to break into the industry? Leave the village now, before the sun sets.

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